oh damn

Don't you hate when you trip and fall and your friends just look at you like, "why you embarassing me like that?"

election results: a comparative analysis

this is an interesting comparision between last week's presidential election results. i'm not actually saying anything in particular, other than there are some curious parallels in this juxtaposition.

good dog

what a well behaved dog. all puppies should go through this type of obidience school. whoever said pavlovian training doesn't work is wrong. hell, i just got the urge to urinate on a bush....

stupid americans

i think this headline says it all.

if bush campaigned against jesus

if dubya ran against jesus, this is what the campaign would look like: