popular chinese photographers' poses

how the chinese take pictures resembles how some people crap in the woods.

#1 the "member's only" pose (limited to mustard colored member's only jacket owners)

#2 the "my skirt's too short to squat" pose (popular with the KTV girls)

#3 the "business suit" pose (these business suits can also be found working at roadside construction sites throughout china)

#4 the "90 degree hunch over" pose (warning: can lead to lower back problems)

#5 the "sumo squat" pose (helps to lower the center of gravity, thereby steadying the photographer and preventing camera shake)

#6 the "lay back" pose

#7 the "modified sumo squat" pose (note the stylish man bag slung over the right shoulder)